In the beginning there was the computer. And God said 

 c:\Let there be light| 

 Enter user id. 

 c:\God 

 Enter password. 

 c:\Omniscient 

 Password incorrect. Try again. 

 c:\Omnipotent 

 Password incorrect. Try again. 

 c:\Technocrat 

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. 

 c:\Let there be light| 

 Unrecognizable command. Try again. 

 c:\Create light 

 Done 

 c:\Run heaven and earth 

 And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. 

 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. 

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. 

 c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light 

 Unrecognizable command. Try again. 

 c:\Create firmament 

 Done. 

 c:\Run firmament 

 And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. 

 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. 

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. 

 c:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place 
 and let the dry land appear and 

 Too many characters in specification string. Try again. 

 c:\Create dry_land 

 Done. 

 c:\Run firmament 

 And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. 

 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. 

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. 

 c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night 

 Unspecified type. Try again. 

 c:\Create sun_moon_stars 

 Done 

 c:\Run sun_moon_stars 

 And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. 

 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. 

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. 

 c:\Create fish 

 Done 

 c:\Create fowl 

 Done 

 c:\Run fish, fowl 

 And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature 
 that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every 
 winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. 

 And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. 

 And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. 

 c:\Create cattle 

 Done 

 c:\Create creepy_things 

 Done 

 c:\Now let us make man in our image 

 Unspecified type. Try again. 

 c:\Create man 

 Done 

 c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth 
 and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea 
 and over the fowl of the air and 
 over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth 

 Too many command operands. Try again. 

 c:\Run multiplication 

 Execution terminated. 6 errors. 

 c:\Insert breath 

 Done 

 c:\Run multiplication 

 Execution terminated. 5 errors. 

 c:\Move man to Garden of Eden 

 File Garden of Eden does not exist. 

 c:\Create Garden.edn 

 Done 

 c:\Move man to Garden.edn 

 Done 

 c:\Run multiplication 

 Execution terminated. 4 errors. 

 c:\Copy woman from man 

 Done 

 c:\Run multiplication 

 Execution terminated. 2 errors. 

 c:\Create desire 

 Done 

 c:\Run multiplication 

 And God saw man and woman being fruitful 
 and multiplying in Garden.edn 

 Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. 

 c:\Create freewill 

 Done 

 c:\Run freewill 

 And God saw man and woman being fruitful 
 and multiplying in Garden.edn 

 Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. 

 c:\Undo desire 

 Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. 

 c:\Destroy freewill 

 Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. 

 Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. 

 c:\Help 

 Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. 

 Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. 

 Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. 

 c:\Create tree_of_knowledge 

 And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in 
 Garden.edn 

 Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. 

 c:\Create good, evil 

 Done 

 c:\Activate evil 

 And God saw he had created shame. 

 Warning system error in sector E95. 
 Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. 

 c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman 

 Search failed. 

 c:\Delete shame 

 Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. 

 c:\Destroy freewill 

 Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. 

 Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. 

 c:\Stop 

 Unrecognizable command. Try again 

 c:\Break 

 c:\Break 

 c:\Break 

 ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: 
 COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE 
 AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. 

 c:\Create new world 

 You have exceeded your allocated file space. 
 You must destroy old files 
 before new ones can be created. 

 c:\Destroy earth 

 Destroy earth: Please confirm. 

 c:\Destroy earth confirmed 

 COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. 
 SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 
 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. 

 And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. 
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